A Banker’s Toast
THE BANKER’S TOAST
Whether you’re going up or down,
Back and forth or lateral,
We’d like to help you with a loan,
We just need some collateral…
A pint of blood, a pound of flesh,
And half of your favorite lunch,
Your income files, your firstborn child,
Thank you very much.
A precious gem, your next of kin,
A plump and fatted ox,
The birds that fly, a cherry pie,
A pair of argyle socks.
And don’t forget your hopes and dreams,
Your pillows and your bed,
Your dog and cat, your favorite hat,
And books that you have read.
It’s policy…for your own good,
There’s no need to be nervous,
Just leave your wallet and your keys,
We’re glad to be of service.